Don’t trifle with this trifle!!!! (my favorite dessert)

My favorite dessert is the English trifle. Although there are many variations, the trifle essentially is a layered cake and custard dessert. I’ll share with you the way I learned to make it as a child.

A trifle is usually made in a glass bowl to showcase the dessert’s layers. As usual, I don’t have the right tools (er, bowl) for the job, so I’m using a stainless steel measuring bowl that is neither see-through, glass, nor attractive.

The ingredients for my trifle are whipped cream, strawberry jam, vanilla pudding, angel food cake, and crushed pineapple in juice.

Note: As you can see in the photo, I’m using pineapple chunks in heavy syrup. This does not work as well as the crushed pineapple, since you can’t really spread it; but Hubby grabbed the wrong can.

It’s easy to make this dessert lower in fat, by purchasing low-fat, fat-free, or sugar-free ingredients.

Slice the angel food cake into three same-size pieces. Place one piece in the bottom of your bowl.

Drain your crushed pineapple and save the juice. Spoon the pineapple juice onto your bottom cake layer, pressing down with the spoon to help the cake absorb the juice.

Evenly spread a third of the crushed pineapple over the cake. Then follow with the strawberry jam, and finally the vanilla pudding.

Place the second cake layer on top. Then start with your pineapple juice, and repeat the previous steps. Then place the third and last piece of cake on top. Cover the entire thing with whipped cream. You’ll probably have stuff falling down into the center at this point, and that’s fine. I just cover the hole with whipped cream.

You don’t have to put a topping on it, but if you do, fresh fruit is great. I had some walnuts I wanted to use up, so I sprinkled those on top. Then, place in your fridge to get nice and chilled until you’re ready to serve it. I think it tastes even better when left in the fridge overnight. Everything really has a chance to mix together then.

Here’s what it looks like scooped in your bowl:

You can skip the jam or preserves and make the trifle with all fresh fruit. Blueberries and banana slices would be yummy too. I’ve heard of trifles being made with chocolate ingredients. Around Thanksgiving, a pumpkin trifle would be great to try too!

The traditional trifle recipes actually call for sponge cake sliced in large chunks, and that’s an easy step to add, if you’d like. The result would be the same. They also call for sherry, but fruit juice is a very tasty non-alcoholic substitute. If you’re ambitious, here’s a recipe for a more traditional version.

As you can see, this dessert is very easy to make and has endless possibilities! Give it a try, and let me know how you like it!

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I didn’t screw up dinner tonight! So I’m really awesome.

And that is always an awesome thing. Hubby looks so dubiously at me sometimes while I’m cooking that it’s nice to produce something not only edible but delectable. 😉 It was lasagna. You may be thinking, “It’s impossible to screw up lasagna.” But if you think that, you do not realize how terrible of a cook I am. In fact, before I got married I determined to not learn how to cook. I avoided it completely. After all, I was an emancipated woman. *sigh* Annnd here I am…a stay-at-home mommy (SAHM) and wife. At least I can always hold to the fact that I’m a decent shot with a grenade launcher. I’m fairly certain the majority of SAHMs can’t say that. Can you feel the awesomeness I ooze?

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Yeah, that’s me…being AWESOME. Yeah, that’s not a grenade launcher.

Okay, time to be serious. *snort* Anyone else out there addicted to Words with Friends? When I first started playing, I must’ve been having beginner’s luck, because I was trouncing people, but lately…not so much. I blame it on Mr. Stinky Pants. When I started teaching high school, I got stupider. My flawless English syntax and etymological skill disappeared within a few months. The longer I taught, the worse it got. For example, I didn’t used to use the word “got” all the time. It’s a terrible word! Ugh! And then I got pregnant. And then my brain got even dumber. Now I have to use the dictionary to look up the spellings of even simple words. I thought my intelligence would return after I gave birth, but it’s not happening.

Also, Mr. Stinky Pants gave me gray hairs.

Am I alone here? Who’s with me???

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Uhm Yum! The avocado pie I made tastes like kiwi pie!

Doesn’t this look delicious?!

It’s not mine. This is mine:

I have this problem with my food processor where I don’t know how to turn it on, so I had to mix the ingredients by hand.

You can view the recipe I followed (loosely) here.

The ingredients are pretty simple. Pie crust, 3 ripe avocados, 1/2 cup of sour cream, 1/2 cup of heavy cream, 1/4 cup of lemon juice, 1/4 cup of lime juice, a can of sweet condensed milk, and a packet of gelatin. I used low fat versions of the condensed milk and creams to lower the overall calories.

I mixed the juices and gelatin together in a small dish and let it sit while I mashed the avocados.

You can tell if an avocado is ripe by squeezing it in your hand. It should give a little to the pressure. Don’t squeeze it in your fingers, or you may bruise it. I added the condensed milk to the avocado mash, and then added the juice/gelatin mix. I mixed it all together by hand (this is where the food processor would’ve come in handy), and poured it in the pie crust. Then, I placed it in the fridge for about 2 hours to harden.

When my 2 hours were almost up, I poured the sour cream and heavy cream together and began to whip it (also by hand…I should invest in one of those whipping thingies). It was supposed to form stiff peaks. It didn’t. It just stayed liquidy. But fortunately I had some Cool Whip in the freezer, so I mixed it all together and stuck it in the freezer for about 10 minutes. Voila! Look at that!

Hubby said he wasn’t hungry (he’s rather dubious of my cooking ventures), so I scooped myself a generous portion of, er…pie:

After eating it, I announced to hubby how delicious it was and that it tasted like kiwi pie. A few seconds later it hits me, “Uhm…I think that pie crust was raw.”

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